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I took a delightful little stroll through the neighborhood today to forget my cares, of which there are rather few, hoping against hope that I might encounter a homeless person or two to ignore whilst clinking some coins together in my pocket. But much to my chagrin, I encountered none! None! Unbelievable! Unbelievable, I say. What is wrong with the world today?

I demand more homeless people! It's that fat sloven of a mayor's fault! I shall write a letter of complaint. Or perhaps pay someone to do it for me.

Yes, that seems like the appropriate course of action.

And I must inform you all that he is not my brother. Do not believe those tabloids.